Pet B: Marco the Yorkie is five-and-a-half pounds of pure swagger.  His gets his swankiness from his parents.  His dad’s name is “Magic Diamond” and his mom’s name is “Nutella the Secret Winter Love”.  (True story, see certificate above).  He gets more “likes” than the ice cream man on a summer’s day.  Speaking of which, despite his tiny size, he is extremely ferocious.  He has been known to bark very intimidatingly at the mailman and any plastic grocery bags that come his way (also a true story).  His favorite pastime, other than looking debonair and handsome, is to pounce on crickets he finds hopping about, eating beef jerky, and playing fetch. He’s also a trend-setter and has his own kicks (see pic above). Unfortunately, Marco is more brawn than brains because he doesn’t understand that when he fetches something, he should bring it back so the game can continue.  Thank God for good looks and pedigree!!!